oh hell to the YES it's theoretically possible AND NOT EVEN THAT HARD if you don't mind just a BUNCH of radioactive fallout but doesn't everything just cause cancer these days anyway?
how much is a BUNCH are we talking 'take out a city block' levels or just 'kill the dude and his couple buddies' levels? like if im shooting this arrow i dont wanna end up with my skin peeling off or something i didnt spend all this money on tattoos just to shed them like a lizard from radiation poisoning
anyway yes everything causes cancer so if its just that then sign me up im gonna be dead before i have a chance to die of cancer anyway
my red leathered friend you cannot ask for a disintegration arrow and not expect a little screech or two
ok good point preserve the tattoos got it. so that's a NO on the radioactive fallout. trickyyyyy but still doable do you care if they stay in one piece and just GO somewhere else, like maybe to Michigan maybe, I'm making some progress there.
no guarantees that it's Michigan. that's just a gut feeling. it might also be the burritos.
also that depends on the bad guy like some of them are just super annoying or kinda harmless when theyre not personally victimizing people i care about but other ones are like not things i would wish on my worst enemy let alone michigan
wait you have burritos??? and you're not sharing?????
okay. so. we are talking. molecular disruption. BUT how do I make sure the arrow knows...it's only supposed to molecularly disrupt the person and not everything the person is touching on the atomic level, which is basically everything. 🏹💥☣☠
look holtzie you dont have to do anything to make me proud im already proud of you youre the bomb both literally and figuratively
oh holy crap youre right about that one i wasnt even thinking molecularly this is why youre a supergenius like
okay so maybe that teleporting thing might work better can you like make it so its not michigan maybe like i dunno some extradimensional space or something
can i pleasepleaseplease have some?? im starving i gotta maintain my girlish figure somehow
i am so freaking flattered you dont even know holtzie and man comfy couch is better than a lot of places ive stayed believe you me even with the like vague threat of radiation
i dont know the laws but then again im not exactly the most lawful guy around
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oh hell to the YES it's theoretically possible AND NOT EVEN THAT HARD if you don't mind just a BUNCH of radioactive fallout but doesn't everything just cause cancer these days anyway?
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how much is a BUNCH are we talking 'take out a city block' levels or just 'kill the dude and his couple buddies' levels?
like if im shooting this arrow i dont wanna end up with my skin peeling off or something i didnt spend all this money on tattoos just to shed them like a lizard from radiation poisoning
anyway yes everything causes cancer so if its just that then sign me up im gonna be dead before i have a chance to die of cancer anyway
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ok good point preserve the tattoos got it. so that's a NO on the radioactive fallout. trickyyyyy but still doable do you care if they stay in one piece and just GO somewhere else, like maybe to Michigan maybe, I'm making some progress there.
no guarantees that it's Michigan. that's just a gut feeling. it might also be the burritos.
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you win
screech away
also that depends on the bad guy like
some of them are just super annoying or kinda harmless when theyre not personally victimizing people i care about but other ones are like not things i would wish on my worst enemy let alone michigan
wait you have burritos??? and you're not sharing?????
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okay. so. we are talking. molecular disruption. BUT how do I make sure the arrow knows...it's only supposed to molecularly disrupt the person and not everything the person is touching on the atomic level, which is basically everything. 🏹💥☣☠
yes 🌯🌯🌯
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im already proud of you
youre the bomb both literally and figuratively
oh holy crap youre right about that one i wasnt even thinking molecularly
this is why youre a supergenius like
okay so maybe that teleporting thing might work better
can you like
make it so its not michigan
maybe like i dunno
some extradimensional space or something
can i pleasepleaseplease have some?? im starving i gotta maintain my girlish figure somehow
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come over and let me yell at you in person about how we're gonna turn people into DUST
or transport them into SPACE
or SOMETHING ELSE COOL
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okayokay fine you know i like you and our topics of conversation when i just like get up and move for you in the middle of the night
or is it morning now
anyway
be there in 5
maybe 10 im feeling lazy
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it means a lot. you can even sleep on the comfy couch, it's definitely not still radioactive, I flipped the cushions.
it's not morning until you sleep. or the sun is up. I think that's a law isn't it?
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and man comfy couch is better than a lot of places ive stayed believe you me even with the like vague threat of radiation
i dont know the laws but then again im not exactly the most lawful guy around