voltzmann | Open RP

I love wearing low cut shirts bc then when things get boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.

smart. thinking. then you never get bored!

I know, right? I have pretty genius ideas every now and then.

I will tell you what these jumpsuits are AMAZING for EVERYTHING except DOING THAT I just tried and no dice now what :(

Well damn.

I mean... IF ONLY you knew someone that doesn't wear the jumpsuits and doesn't mind the attention. Just stare at her tits instead.

big dreams for big dreamers. wwwwwwaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiit. 😏

Dreams can come true.

Shit that sounded corny.

But I think you get it. 😉

it's gestures like this that give me true hope for the future of the human race. generosity. selflessness.

I try. Maybe I can set an example for everyone else while I'm at it.

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sorry i know its 3 am but this is a very important question and you are the perfect person to ask

okay so bear with me
theoretically speaking
is it possible to make an arrow that could straight disintegrate a man where he stands???

SCREECH. oh hell to the YES it's theoretically possible AND NOT EVEN THAT HARD if you don't mind just a BUNCH of radioactive fallout but doesn't everything just cause cancer these days anyway?

okay but why screech??

how much is a BUNCH are we talking 'take out a city block' levels or just 'kill the dude and his couple buddies' levels?
like if im shooting this arrow i dont wanna end up with my skin peeling off or something i didnt spend all this money on tattoos just to shed them like a lizard from radiation poisoning

anyway yes everything causes cancer so if its just that then sign me up im gonna be dead before i have a chance to die of cancer anyway

my red leathered friend you cannot ask for a disintegration arrow and not expect a little screech or two ok good point preserve the tattoos got it. so that's a NO on the radioactive fallout. trickyyyyy but still doable do you care if they stay in one piece and just GO somewhere else, like maybe to Michigan maybe, I'm making some progress there. no guarantees that it's Michigan. that's just a gut feeling. it might also be the burritos.

fine holtzmann
you win
screech away

also that depends on the bad guy like
some of them are just super annoying or kinda harmless when theyre not personally victimizing people i care about but other ones are like not things i would wish on my worst enemy let alone michigan

wait you have burritos??? and you're not sharing?????

I WILL MAKE YOU PROUD okay. so. we are talking. molecular disruption. BUT how do I make sure the arrow knows...it's only supposed to molecularly disrupt the person and not everything the person is touching on the atomic level, which is basically everything. 🏹💥☣☠ yes 🌯🌯🌯

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look holtzie you dont have to do anything to make me proud
im already proud of you
youre the bomb both literally and figuratively

oh holy crap youre right about that one i wasnt even thinking molecularly
this is why youre a supergenius like

okay so maybe that teleporting thing might work better
can you like
make it so its not michigan
maybe like i dunno
some extradimensional space or something

can i pleasepleaseplease have some?? im starving i gotta maintain my girlish figure somehow

baw I could never say no to a fellow burrito aficionado en peligro come over and let me yell at you in person about how we're gonna turn people into DUST or transport them into SPACE or SOMETHING ELSE COOL

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I quit, I want to be a lesbian. Where do I sign up?

😂🙌✨ I knew this day would come I'm so proud you can borrow my plaid until we get you your own regulation flannel 👌

I don't think I look good in plaid, but that's the price I have to pay.

How difficult is the test? Because I got a leg up with the gay one, I already knew all the musicals. Now it's what, hardware and feminism? I'm good to go.

ahead of the curve like always smartypants so what did the menfolk do that's finally lost you to their ranks?

Have you met men?

As a group, we really suck.

yeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhh I cannot refute your statements but you kept trying! that's quality optimism.

That's not optimism, that's desperation and lack of choice.

When I said I liked dick I didn't mean that the men all had to be dicks. And idiotic. Mostly that.

ok you can be one of the grumpy lesbians but then you NEED your own flannel I don't have enough to support the grumpy lesbian lifestyle are we fighting the world today?